1. What’s the number one thing you hope Santa brings you this year?
Since I already got everything I wanted for my birthday… I wouldn’t mind seeing this movie again for Christmas! Also… this:
2. What’s more disturbing?
Fat guy in a Mini Cooper
Just Tara Reid in general?
3. What question would you like to ask me? Anything goes! You could ask me about my favorite soft drink or you could ask me about my favorite fast food place or you could ask me about the growth I once had in my bellybutton that looked like a swollen tick!
4. If you were abducted by aliens and they gave you a choice of one memory you did not want erased… what would you say?
A truly inopportune time to be abducted for sure…
5. Fill in the blanks: “Once upon a time there was a girl named ____________. She had huge ___________ and a _________ like _________. One day when she was _________, she met a boy named ________. She was very _______. Then they __________ and lived happily every after. THE END. (get your head out of the gutter)
A shot of Bunny and I taken in the year 2078. I’m still horny for her.