Love this song:
“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains”
What???? Crazy awesome song. It’s my new ringtone.
Love this show:
Who knew that the pawning business could be so interesting!
Answer: Not Me
Who knew that the “History Channel” had anything interesting to watch?
Answer: Not Me
It’s amazing the stuff people just bring in that they “happened across” in their attic or basement i.e. a check that was actually signed by John Hancock HIMSELF or an authentic Civil War coat… that they then want to sell for $2,000!! NEWSFLASH PEOPLE – that’s a once in a lifetime artifact that I’d hold on to if I were you!!
Anyway… the show does make history interesting as the dudes that man this shop are pretty savvy in knowing what’s fake and what isn’t and give a short synopsis of the history of the item itself.
The best is when someone things they have a real Civil War gun or a whip used by Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark and it turns out they just have some crappy replica not worth more that the boxer briefs they’re wearing.
Love this book:
Bunny got this book for me for Christmas. If you know me… then you know I hate to read.
This book is great. I’m not even halfway through the third chapter and I’m hooked. DLG is only a year and a half old but reading some of the things in this book bring tears to my eyes regarding things that will come in the future.
Being a good father and husband is all I really want to be in this life. Seriously. This book helps solidify that for me.
Love this photo:
It captures everything I ever imagined in being a father. On Christmas day… it isn’t about me any more… it’s about her and her baby doll stroller.
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
On the other end of the spectrum…
Hate this show:
“The Situation” and “Pauley D” of “Jersey Shore” on MTV show us how many brain cells they currently have operating in their pistachio sized brains
Okay… how freakin’ stupid does MTV think we are? Seriously!
#1 – Who names themselves “The Situation”… what does that even mean?
#2 – “The Real World” is lame enough without having to substitute 8 strangers for 4 meatheads and 4 hoochies on the beach…
#3 – It’s nice to see guys aspire to be so classy as these steriod freaks
#4 – Anyone who wears a rosary obviously isn’t smart enough to realize it’s not actually a necklace…
#5 – Shows like this make celebrities out of total low life, low class, spoiled overtanned douchebags who live to party until they wake up one day to realize they are totally empty and without purpose…
MTV is really becoming more of a vehicle to use if you’re needing to throw up that fish sandwich you just had at Long John Silvers that entertainment these days…
HATE THIS RESTAURANT:
Fast food seafood? That just doesn’t sound right…