Once upon a time there was a girl named Daddy’s Little Girl…
She loved her Daddy and how he played with her all the time…
One particular evening while Mommy was away at bible study… DLG and Daddy were watching Yo Gabba Gabba…
Suddenly… there was a knock at the door!
The dogs barked. A lot.
“SHUT UP!!!” Daddy said.
Then Daddy got up and told DLG to “stay right there” while he saw who was at the door…
Daddy went to the front door and opened it to find a very scary looking man.
“I’m here to take your whole DVD collection!” The scary man said.
“Like hell you are!” Daddy said.
Before Daddy could close the door, the bad man punched him in the face.
Then the scary man shoved a baseball bat into his stomach.
Since Daddy doesn’t have a six-pack yet… that hurt really bad and he was consequently out of breath.
While he was bending over… the scary man kicked him in the face.
Daddy was subsequently laid out.
DLG continued to watch Yo Gabba Gabba during the whole altercation.
“What is this?” The scary guy said. “This looks hilarious!” So the scary guy started to watch it too.
After a while, the scary guy noticed that DLG was holding some raisins in a little bowl.
“I’m just going to take these from you without having any regard for the fact that I’m a large grown man and you’re a baby who could never possible fend for yourself.” Said the scary guy.
As the scary man grabbed for the raisins… DLG grabbed his hand and twisted it.
She twisted them so hard she broke the index and middle fingers clean off the scary mans hand!
Then she slapped the living hell out of him. So hard that he was knocked to the floor.
As soon as he hit the floor… she jumped high in the air…
… and landed square in the middle of the scary mans neck.
Unable to breath… the scary man was knocked out.
Then DLG woke Daddy up from getting knocked out. He and DLG then took the scary man and dumped him in the river behind the house. Then they both went back to watching Yo Gabba Gabba.