I’ve gotten addicted to Twitter lately (tweet me bitches!). I’m not really sure why.
Anyway, in my quest of following as many celebrities as I can and hopefully getting Kim Kardashian to “tweet me” I ran across one of my more favorite comedians: Rob Huebel.
I don’t get it… but that’s what makes it funny…
I became familiar with him on a sketch comedy show he and two other comedians did called “Human Giant”.
He’s not in this next one… but it was one of the funnier episodes I’d ever seen on the show:
I was also surprised as crap when Rob showed up in an Olive Garden commercial!! Being completely serious! I thought it was kind of a joke in itself… turns out… he got tricked! According to his MySpace blog (oh how I wish I could find a video clip of it… but alas, I cannot). I love he owns up to the fact that he looks and felt like a complete douchebag for doing the whole thing.
I get Robs random humor. It’s weird and quirky. I like to think of myself as a bit quirky… but after reading Robs stuff on Twitter I know I’ve got a long way to go. A random sampling of some or Robs tweets:
Pearls are not made by keeping sand in your butt for a long time. Whoever started that rumor should be punished.
Someone above my hotel room is peeing hard right now. Or maybe it’s a ghost. A ghost who hasn’t peed in like 200 years makes more sense.
Sunset in Hawaii. Saw a whale jump out of the ocean. For real. Thought I heard him yell “check deeez baaaallllzz!”
I burned the roof of my mouth with faulty soup. Now it looks like that nazi’s melting face from ‘Raiders’.
Newsflash for all mannequins! You aren’t fooling anyone. We don’t think you’re humans so quit trying to trick us! Idiots.
I’m gonna work out everyday just to make one arm totally huge. And the other will be tiny. So I can look like a crab. But not as smart.
His Twitter profile page is the first page where I’ve looked through his history of tweets because they’re friggin’ hilarious.
His stuff reminds me of “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy” that used to run on Saturday Night Live during the late 90’s.
So here’s to Rob Huebel… funny guy. Congratulations.
Wanna follow Rob’s hilarious tweets? Click this phrase: Scabs are a delicious and nutritious way to avoid getting AIDS.