Have Your Wife And Daughter Look Cute In The Hallway Of Your Hotel
I’m throughly convinced they don’t make either of them any prettier
Drink the “Magic Potion Drink” at Magic Time Machine
It bubbles like a real potion! There’s also one “for adults” with “adult flavoring” if you “know what I mean”.
See The Cute Little Penguins At The Zoo
Yes… I reffered to them as “cute”. I wonder if you soaked them in a good marinade they might be good on the grill?
Take Really “Gangsta” Pictures
This is my “Ch” gangsta hand sign. If you’re wondering what that means it’s the first two letters of my name: “Chris”. Now that you know my real name isn’t “Papa K” I’m going to have to break into your ribcage and tear out all your major organs. Oh yeah… thats Rangers Ballpark in the background.
Adorn Your Daughter With A Pink Shirt Of Your Favorite Said Sports Team
Let the brainwashing begin…
Fulfill A Promise I Made To All Of You In My Previous Post
Yes… that is Bunny in a mother-effing T-SHIRT!! I DID IT!! I GOT HER TO WEAR A T-SHIRT!! You can all go home now.
Spend Time With Your Friends And Family
Very unflattering picture of myself yet very good of everyone else. I tend to stick my gut out when I’m holding DLG to kind of serve as a “shelf” to make carrying her a little easier… at least that’s what I tell people.
Catch A Ball During Batting Practice
No lie. It was a dream fulfilled. One of the coolest things that’s ever happened to me…. other than seeing Bunny’s boobs for the first time.
Pass On Traditions To Your Children
Like the one Dustin and I have: taking pictures in front of very large man made structures
Ponder How Freakin’ Lucky You Are You Doofus
This would make a great statue.
… AND NOW… SOME THINGS NOT TO DO. BUT IF YOU DO… MAKE SURE AND TAKE PICTURES OF IT…
Sit Behind This Guy:
With his back hair tearing out from under his Ian Kinsler t-shirt
Or This Girl:
With the worlds longest hair braid
DONT STAND TOO LONG NEXT TO THE DEAD GORILLA!!
“Why does he smell like that Daddy?”
Hold Some Statues Crotch While A Crowd Gathers
“Dustin… hurry up and take the picture already!”
Don’t Piss Off The Bicycle Cop Because You Can’t Outrun A Bike…
And in case you’re wondering, the answer is “yes”… all of those cups were full of beer at one time.
Try And Steal A Motorcycle
Seconds later I was crushed by some giant with a beard and a face tattoo
Take Pictures With People Who Don’t Want Their Picture Taken
That guys eyes follow you everywhere….
Steal An Old Stagecoach
I have no idea where we were or how we got there….
Make Phallic Symbols With The Hotel’s Gym Equipment
Yes. I have elephantitus.
Wanna see more of these ridiculous pictures (there are plenty) become my friend on Facebook. I’ve got a little icon there in my sidebar for it. I’m too tired to complete a link right now.