Day eight of 30 posts in 30 days
Also… not enough people are clicking the Kim Kardashian blog link below. I want her to know who I am. IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ME YOU’LL CLICK THE LINK!!! BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
10. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
I saw this movie when I was six or severn. One particular scene in this movie involves Pee Wee riding in a semi with a scary looking lady who is explaining how she came upon a truck wreck one evening. As she builds the suspense you know something is coming. Finally, as she explains the body they pull from the wreckage, she says “And the face looked something LIKE THIS…!” She then turns to Pee Wee screams with her face looking all twisted and grotesque.
What looks hilarious now was incredibly frightening when I was six years old.
9. I Know What You Did Last Summer
When I classified these as being the top scariest movies I didn’t say I had to be scared to death in each single one. I wasn’t scared to death in IKWYDLS… but I was enjoying looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt through my pubescent, high school sophomore body.
Save me from overdeveloping too fast…
8. The Ring
I sat through the whole movie thinking that it really wasn’t that good… until that chick crawled out of the TV set. Then I was like “WHAT THE FU!!!!! ! TURN AROUND DUDE!!! HOLY FUUUU!!!”
“Uh… honey… we really need to get rid of this satellite because the pictures all fuzzy and… oh crap, now there’s some chick crawling out of the television. I wanna refund on this crappy satellite.”
A truly classic moment if you like getting scared. This was also the first movie of the “Scary Japanese People” movies.
7. The Sixth Sense
Before M. Night Shamalongadingdong’s movies got really stupid… there was The Sixth Sense. When the point came in the movie where you realized he was dead… I didn’t get it. Then my friend had to explain it to me. Oh-yeah… did I mention I’m an idiot.
Chi-chi-chi-chi… cha-cha-cha-cha. Those words are really scary. You know if you say them faster and in a less ominous tone… it makes for a pretty spectacular jingle… kinda like the Macarena.
It’s about time to put that jumpsuit in the wash. I heard this product was pretty good:
5. The Descent
Girls go spelunking and run into some kind of underground-subhuman flesh eating beings and it’s really dark. It can’t get any scarier than that. Especially since I’m scared of the dark… and underground-subhuman flesh eating beings.
Billy Bob Thornton made a cameo…
4. What Lies Beneath
This movie is like The Ring insomuch that I wasn’t that impressed with it until the end. When that dead body of the girl floats up and turns her head towards Harrison Ford… I peed a little. It also threw me off that Harrison Ford was a bad guy… Harrison Ford is never a bad guy!
I couldn’t find a scary picture from What Lies Beneath but I did find a cute picture of this kitten. Isn’t she cute? Tee-hee.
Another M. Night ShyWatermelon movie. Even though the movie was about aliens… it somehow got me really scared. I thought an alien was going to come around the corner of my apartment complex after I got home from the movie.
I couldn’t find a scary picture from Signs so I used this picture of Meryl Streep.
This move also had Joaquin Phoenix in it… before he went crazy.
Joaquin… actor… and amish socialite?
2. The Grudge
Another “Scary Japanese People” movie. Bunny and I saw this movie together in the theater and both of us couldn’t sleep the night after seeing it. It was seriously almost a waste of cash because we really didn’t enjoy ourselves. We were both jumping out of our seats the whole time during the movie. Japanese people freak me out.
This was the part in the movie where she tripped and fell down the stairs and says: “Ow… I really hurt myself! Someone call 911… I think I broke my spleen!” OMG it was oh so scary!
Little too extreme there on the eye shadow Scary Japanese Chick! What? You’re going to kill me? Oh don’t be silly. Holy balls AHHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHAHHH!!
This is when the “Hello Kitties” showed up.
1. Exorcism of Emily Rose
All I can say is that this movie seriously scared the smurfs out of me. There’s a difference in suspense scary movies, horror scary movies, bloody scary movies, ghost scary movies… and freakin’ demonic scary movies that could come true! There is a point in this movie where demons visit at 3AM (the witching hour). Wouldn’t you know it that that same night I saw the movie our dogs had to get let outside at… you guessed it… 3AM. My sphinter loosened and I’m just glad I was wearing my adult diapers at the time.
“Don’t ever leave the toilet seat up because I FELL IN AGAIN YOU IDIOT!!”
What movies are in your top ten that aren’t listed?
And now for the eigth blogger on my list of bloggers during this 30 day blogging marathon:
If you’ve read my blog for any length of time, you know that I have a thing for Kim Kardashian… so with all due respect to me and my hopes and dreams that someday Kim (or K-so-fine… as I like to call her) will know who I am for a second in time… don’t make fun of the fact that I’m going to link to her blog. Okay make fun of me all you want but a boys gotta dream right? Feel free to click the link or the below picture of her 10-20 times. The more hits she gets from this blog the more there’s a chance she might check me out.
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