I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream


Day twenty-seven of 30 blogs in 30 days

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Ice Cream is the devil’s work.

I really can’t get enough of the damn stuff.  My addiction is mint chocolate chip in those colored cones that stand up by themselves.  I vindicate eating two of them because “the cones are so small”.

Their crispity crunchity goodness cannot be denied!

Although, I have discovered Blue Bunny’s Birthday Party Ice Cream Sandwiches:

If I was the Blue Bunny CEO I would stock my entire nuclear holocaust bunker with Birthday Party Ice Cream Sandwiches.  There’d be nothing better to live on for the next several nuclear winters…

They are incredible and almost like soaring away on a magic carpet ride with Jasmine (not Aladdin)… she was hot.

Hmmmm… see any similarities to someone? Hint: .

What exactly is it about ice cream that dissolves me into a shivering mass of uncontrollable muscle spasms?  Well… I think it’s because all ice cream contains some sort of addictive drug or sedative.

Every time I eat an ice cream cone or an ice cream sandwich or a scoop of ice cream off the nape of Bunny’s neck… I’m not only hungry for more but I could eat so much  more ice cream I may just resemble a rotting, bloated carcass of a beached whale!  It’s only my extreme will-power that stops me from taking the dive into an ice-cream overdose.

Ugh.  That last ice cream sandwich effed me.  I’m going to be here a while…

So… Ice cream is my Achilles heel.  What’s yours?

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More linkage.  Since it doesn’t seem that my previous plea (from my last post) for more submissions to my Fanroll really worked worth a damn… I’m going to do it again.

WHY!!! WHY!!!! WHY WON’T YOU PARTICIPATE IN MY FUN GAME!!!  WHY MUST I STOOP SO LOW AS TO MAKE MYSELF AN OLDER PLEADING WOMAN TO GET YOU TO PARTICIPATE!!

What’s that?  No one likes it when you start to beg?

Okay fine.  Don’t submit anything.  See if I care.

Don’t click this… right here… I don’t want you too anymore.

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5 responses to “I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream

  1. I confess: you get this “Achilles heel” from me. My famous words about so many food items: “You know, this would really go great with a little ice cream” (well, maybe not spinach…or brussels sprouts…). I have a specific way to eat ice cream too. I like it slightly melty around the edges, so I can eat a “combo” spoonful of hard ice cream and melted. What does it mean? Who cares?

    Don’t EVER give me one of those Blue Bunny ice cream sandwiches.

    Why does Jasmine’s hair look like a hat?

    The waffle-type cones are yummier, but I’ll admit, they definitely won’t stand up by themselves. My opinion.

  2. Yes, Ice Cream is a weakness… plus it fits into all the crevices… I can eat it even when I’m full!

    Sigh.

    I get what you are saying!

  3. I’m with you on the ice cream. All versions of it. So good. I think that if I had to choose between chocolate and ice cream, I would choose chocolate ice cream.

  4. The feather for the sword is pretty darned irritating, not to mention strange. Although, when my boys we tiny I’ve gotta admit to enjoying a few of their songs. Barney? No way. But the Wiggles I could actually stomach. that’s good, right?

  5. Brownies, I can’t stop. Ice cream, its just okay to me. A nice cool treat, but BROWNIES….oh my. In fact I ate half a pan this past weekend and am thinking of making more.

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