Before I get started on Interpretive Dance Friday I have to direct you to my brothers new blog: How To Create A Garden Of Inhuman Delights. I owe my funny bone to my brother and many of the humoristic stylings (is that a word? No… probably not) are fashioned after his antics. If you don’t click ONE THING on my blog EVER AGAIN… I beg you not to make that his blog. You won’t be sorry you went there and you will UNDOUBTEDLY laugh your ass off.
Welcome to my latest installment: Interpretive Dance Friday. Each and every Friday (maybe EVERY OTHER Friday… depending on how I feel) I will interpretivly dance to a song of my choosing. Remember… I have had no technical or professional training. I know that may seem completely illogical… considering how good I am.
So, for my first performance, I’m going to choose a song written and performed by one of the worlds greatest and magical wordsmiths. His name is “B.o.B”… I like to just call him my bro: Bob. This is an interpretive dance for my wife… I love you honey.
In case you were wondering… I was getting very tired by the end of the song. And “no” I don’t want to punch my wife life I punched DLG’s floatie… my improvisational skills just aren’t what they used to be.
On another note… if you watch our littlest dog in the background… he looks quite confused at my antics. It’s really quite funny.
Also… don’t forget to ask me questions!!! BTW – did anyone else other than my mother notice that was my face in the “I Want You” poster?