Sister Wives: A Portrait Of How Effed Up Our World Is

TLC recently debuted a new TV last week called “Sister Wives”.  It’s the real life version of the HBO miniseries “Big Love”: a show about how a man copes in a polygamous relationship with his three wives.

Polygamous douchebag Kody Brown and his three current brainwashed “wives”

My wife became somewhat entranced with it.  Unfortunately, as it is with most shows my wife starts watching, I’ve become somewhat disgustingly entranced as well.

The show follows the polygamous Kody Brown as he maintains relationships with three wives (who dub one another “sister wives”)and 16 children.  After watching the show for the first 15 minutes of the season debut they throw in the hook: Kody has a girlfriend… and he’s going to marry her too.

That would bring his stunning total to FOUR wives.

I think the initial thought for the most animalistic, white-trashy side of men is something like this:

 

“Hello?  What?  Well heeeell yeah… I’d love to have me four wives!  I’d get a different one e’ry night!  Who is this again?  Where am I?”

Then you come rocketing back to Earth: “Wait… why the EFF would I want to have FOUR WIVES!!! I can barely handle ONE!!!” 

Do you know what amazes me?  Do you know what is incredibly oblivious for him and each of his wives?  He’s short-changing each wife of the love he’s capable of giving!  This dude is on a rotation. He has an actual schedule of what nights he’s spending with each wife!

“Love should be multiplied… not divided!” He says.

I call “bullshit”.

While Kody paints a picture of how busy he is keeping up with four wives… he’s actually failing to ultimately commit to JUST ONE!  How un-comendable is that?  Isn’t love and marriage about commitment?

What he’s done here is successfully brainwash these “Sister Wives” and wrap it up in a pretty little package!  While the cameras roll on each of these wives as they sit with each other confessing their deepest thoughts and feelings about how they feel about their polygamous, alpha-male husband spending the night with his other wives… I’m amazed at how negatively submissive they are!  They WANT him all to themselves but they want to make him happy so they accept the fact he can’t love just one women to the point of allowing him to pursue other women when he becomes bored with the THREE that he already has!!

While TLC paints Mr. Kody Brown as a man who is deeply in love with each of his wives I, in fact, think he’s extremely lazy.  He’s unable to fully commit to one women and instead decides to only give a little bit of himself to each one thus making it impossible to give himself wholeheartedly, truly, madly, deeply… to ONE woman.  He’s eliminating himself from the emotional relationship a husband and wife share and thus eliminating what is a TRUE relationship.

Man this world is so effed.

What do you think?