Preface: Everyone plays this game. Whether you’d actually go through with it or not if by some miracle if it ACTUALLY happened… well… I guess that depends on the kind of person you are. If I actually got the opportunity to cash in on my free space I wouldn’t ACTUALLY do it! The short-term “rewards” of such a tryst would only drive a stake through the heart of the person I’ve committed to being with for the rest of my life. The future prospect of building a foundation of life and love with the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known far outweigh a miniscule opportunity I’d have to cross out the name I have on my list.
So now that I’ve cleared the air of that… let’s play.
I have someone on my list.
My wife has TWO people on her list.
“What list?” You ask.
Well… the people on our lists are celebrities who if by some freak, one-in-a-trillion chance we got to “spend some adult time with”… our prospective spouses COULD NOT get angry with us!
In theory of course.
Reality… is a completely different ballgame.
If I came home after cashing in on my “free space”, Bunny would undoubtedly tear my head clean off my neck and then skewer it on the lighting rod on top of our house.
I like keeping my head attached to my neck so I’m not going to be doing anything to jeopardize that thank you very much.
But, for fun, we tell each other which celebrities are on each others “lists”.
Bunny likes Ryan Reynolds. I would not mind getting complete reconstructive surgery to look exactly like him myself.
Seriously though… there are no pictures on the internet with his shirt on…
Bunny is a little greedy though, as she has TWO dudes on her list (to my paltry ONE). The other is Paul Walker.
While there are also many pictures of Paul Walker sans shirt when you Google his name there are also plenty of less gay looking pictures like this one. Paul lacks the ridiculous abs that Ryan possesses which makes me think I would have an easier time punching a hole straight through his face if my wife did use him as a free space.
If you’ve been reading me for any length of time I think you know who mine would be:
Yes. While Kim Kardashian is just famous for being famous… I think she’s an absolute smoke show and that’s why she’s the only name that graces my “list”.
Now it’s your turn.
Who’s on your list?
I’ll even turn this into a giveaway as I have in the past. Everyone that comments will automatically be entered to win these:
In case you’re wondering, it’s $100 worth of magnets. The top one says, “In the country Chuck Norris comes from, snapping your neck is a friendly greeting” and the bottom one says, “Drink Up Bitches”.
I know… they’re hilarious.
For those of you complaining that this is a crappy prize… don’t forget I also include this autographed picture of myself:
Since the magnets don’t quite make it to my $150 minumum for giveaways… I’ll throw something else in by next week when I announce the winner. I’m not quite sure what it’ll be yet though… something awesome probably…
A winner will be drawn at random a week from today from all those who comment!!