Let’s be frank here… the economy has affected us all. As much as we’d like to spend $100+ on costumes to look like Batman:
Or whatever the hell this nightmarish creature is:
Most of us lowly, cashless peons can’t (and probably wouldn’t even if we could) afford such outfits we can only wear ONCE a year.
So I, Papa K, have come up with a few costume ideas you can make from stuff you ALREADY HAVE AT HOME!
So… no more fretting over the computer looking over endless costume ideas for yourself only to get caught in an endless stream of imagination wondering what your wife would look like wearing something like this:
Oh… so that’s only me!?
Anyways… here’s a few costume ideas that may save you from blazing through your bank account:
SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT, AGED BOY BAND MEMBER:
TINY, FRIGHTENING DOG WITH GLOWING RED EYES:
PAPA K: MASTER OF THE BLOGOSPHERE, INTERNET SENSATION AND THE MAN MOST MEN HOPE THEY CAN BE LIKE SOME DAY (BUT WILL FALL FAR,FAR SHORT):
Honestly people… take a little time to brainstorm and come up with costume ideas made from things around your house already! You’ll be amazed at how much money you can save!!
(Personally… I think the Papa K outfit is radical)
I suppose if you made it this far… I might as well tell you who the winner was of my last giveaway.
But… have you ever seen this:
BWAH HAW HAW HAW… I don’t really know what it means… but it’s funny.
What was I saying? Oh yeah… I was going to give away a couple funny magnets, an autographed picture of myself and another surprise gift to someone who participated in my last giveaway!
Before I do that though… isn’t this hilarious!!
TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HAW… HEE HAW!
MamaMidwife? MamaMidwife?? Are you there!? YOU WON!!! YOU WON THE FREE GOODIES I’M GIVING AWAY!! You were the ONE PERSON randomly picked from pickrandom.com!! So email me your personal address to email@example.com and I’ll get those in the mail to you ASAP… along with your SECRET gift.
I know you can’t wait.
If you didn’t win… don’t cry. I’ve got lots of other stuff lined to give out… FOR FREE!!