The idiocy of people amazes me.
Not only do a surprising amount of parents not wipe their kids snotty noses but an even more surprising amount of individuals who own a driver’s license do not know how to drive on the highway.
For those of you who THINK (for some reason that escapes me entirely) that you’re entitled to drive slow in the fast lane… allow me to draw you an illustration of the way it should be:
Now… if you’re viewing the road from above… the fast car stays on the left side while the slow car stays on the right! This enables an easy flow of traffic! If you’re the fast car you don’t have to worry about veering off into the other lane in order to pass those slower drivers who most of the time are either talking on their cell phone, texting, eating a taco, slapping their kid in the back seat or trying to take off their pants.
Absolute idiot drivers focusing on anything else other than driving usually result in the situation looking something like this:
What has to happen now is the fast car has to veer around the slow car in order to get where it’s going! This not only defies the logic of the road but also simple common sense! Something of which I fear is quickly becoming an endangered trait with most people.
Enter road rage.
Don’t get me wrong… I’m not an overly aggressive speedster with a goal of running 90-year-old nuns off the road. Sometimes I’m just in a groove. I have my cruise control on, I’m making good time, I’m jammin’ to some Britney Spears on the XM and life is good.
Then… Mr. “I Have A Tapout Sticker On The Back Of My Truck To Go Along With My Truck Balls” decides that he’s setting the pace in the fast lane by going 60 MPH.
Then… I have a complete and total mental breakdown because I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that even the Universe is screaming for things to go right.
Enter road rage.
Get a clue drivers… before you get something like this in your face: