Papa K’s Gonna Spew A Random Selection Of Crap I Wanna Talk About


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As I prepare for San Francisco Giants to meet their ultimate demise at the hands of MY Texas Rangers… I’m momentarily distracted and at a loss for words at exactly what to talk about today.

So here are a few things:

 – I had a car accident yesterday. 

My first one EVER!  It was even a HEAD ON COLLISION!  fortunately, I’m a fairly decent defensive driver and braked as the lady on her cell phone tried to cross my lane of traffic when I was a mere 100 feet from her going a good 40 to 45 MPH.

It was really much worse than the camera can portray.  The accident surely destroyed my radiator and possibly the water pump as there were multiple fluids leaking from the car… most noticeably green antifreeze.  A word to the wise: don’t be doing anything on your cell phone while driving.  If you are, then you could get smashed by giant SUV.

 – DO NOT watch the movie “Legion”

It really really really really really really really really sucks.

 – I hate jackass New York Yankee fans

Some drunk idiot reacts after clearly interfering with a play that could have been caught by Nelson Cruz: the Rangers Right Fielder

During the most recent series the Texas Rangers had with them they were rude, obstinate and just plain bad sports about everything.

Reportedly, Cliff Lee (whom the Rangers traded for and who are in competition during the off-season to sign him to a multi-year deal) had his wife in the stands and she dealt with some real asshole fans during the Rangers three game stint in New York for the ALDS.  If you were a Yankee fan it might be best NOT to piss off the one giving it up to Cliff Lee!  The more toned down and appreciative Ranger nation are much more acceptable to deal with than the mutated Yankee “faithful” who also enjoy leaving the game early if it looks like their team isn’t going to win.

That’s all I’m gonna say about that… I could go on forever.

 – AND AS A SPECIAL PREVIEW OF SOME THINGS TO COME…

I’m in the process of digitizing a ton of my old college sketch comedy pieces. 

I graduated from college with a degree in Broadcast Communications with and emphasis in production, aka “Probably One Of The Easiest Degrees To Get” and one of the funnest!

A buddy of mine, Nicholi (who also saved me once from certain death), and I were the cut-ups of the department.  But for some reason, we were trusted all hours of the day with some of our University’s most expensive camera equipment.  We used this to our advantage to complete “homework” that was giving to us by certain professors looking for “documentary-type” pieces, 30 second news spots, etc.  What they received instead were the demented workings of two dudes with multiple personalities.

The first clip is of Nicholi and I (Pre-Papa K… and pre-19-tattoos) making fun of a cooking show that we regularly produced through the University called “Cooking With Carol”.  We called it “Cooking With Fire”!  Enjoy:

The second was a 30-second-piece that Nicholi produced where I simply was the “bad guy ninja” called “Cowboy Tim”:


I’m telling you people… there ALOT more of this where it came from.  Stay tuned and be ready.

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13 responses to “Papa K’s Gonna Spew A Random Selection Of Crap I Wanna Talk About

  1. Cowboy Tim is, I think, what many women would consider their dream man.

  2. those are some seriously funny videos! you have talent! It looks like cowboy time might have a plastic hat 🙂 Too bad about the car accident. And, yes, I really think the Rangers are destined this year! It’d be about dang time.

  3. Oh, and Yankee fans truly suck.

  4. Yankees fans. Ha yeah don’t get me started either. If we based it on fans alone the Yankees wouldn’t have even finished over 500. Nuff said.

    I’m glad you weren’t hurt in the accident. Thats the one reason I got a small suv. There are too many big trucks around here. If one hit me I’d be screwed in a little car.

    I love the cooking clip. Obviously a genius at work 🙂 Does your wife let you near the kitchen these days?

  5. Maybe I should’ve gone for that major instead of Communications. 😉

    You should start up “Cooking with Fire”…you’re a dad now…should be infinitely more fun now. LOL

  6. OMG DUDE that is hilarious i can’t wait for more. whoa man.

  7. Whoa, Man! Love Cowboy Tim.

  8. Whut up bro

  9. You need to market those belt buckles…..classic!

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