As long as I can remember… I’ve always wondered what it would be like to see my face splattered across the front page of People Magazine.
Yeah… fame looks something exactly like that…
I am a self-declared “Extroverted Introvert”… for good reason… but there’s always been that side of me who wants to be acknowledged universally for what a unique species of man-meat that I am. I think all of us have that little bit of self-indulgence that needs to be fed every once and a while.
So… feed my ego and nudge my self-indulgence a bit as I inch closer to super-stardom.
You can do this by visiting the TWO places I’ve guest posted for this week. Visit them. Bring them traffic. Help them reap the rewards of hosting such a literary genius as myself on their blogs for a day.
The first is located at “Just Me – Kirsty“. Kirsty is fairly new to blogging but runs a pretty active parenting forum called “Mummy Brain“. It’s “Mummy” (Not Mommy) Brain because Kristy happens to be from NEW ZEALAND!! How cool is that!! Check both of them out… or I’ll tell my mom.
Secondly, check out the greatness I wrote for Gucci Mama. It’s one of only a few things I’ve written where I can say from beginning to end it really flows really well. Bunny even gave it “A TEN”. She’s my most honest critic so you know if she liked it it has to be good! It happens to be about my innate ability to pick out high-heel shoes for her. No… I’m not even the slightest bit gay… I just think I’ve evolved well above other male human beings… that’s just my opinion anyway.
Seriously though… read it. It’s good stuff.
For a list of all my other guest posts you can click this phrase: Kim Kardashian doesn’t know what she’s missing by not following me on Twitter.
Fame… I can smell it.
Wait! Gross… that’s not fame…