Alright. All you parents know that you’d do anything for your kids, right? Even if you aren’t a parent and you read my blog you HAVE to know and understand the sort of love that goes into raising a child!
I would take a bullet right through my brain, hold my breath for seven minutes, sit on a candlestick, kiss Iggy Pop, tattoo The Wonder Pets on my forehead, eat my own dandruff, listen to Creed every day for the rest of my life or get plastic surgery to make my face look like my butt if it meant safe passageway for DLG into her senior years.
I would even do the unthinkable: beg and plead for every single one of you reading this to help DLG get a walk on role in an uncoming Barney concert here in Oklahoma City by voting for her on this news station’s website.
Now, there was a time long before I was a father where I wanted to absolutely find Barney in a dark alley way so I could beat the living dinosaur juice out of him! But alas… DLG loves him! So I’ll have to put off killing him for a little while longer.
A local TV station here is running a contest where parents submit videos of their kid singing the “I Love You” Barney song. I believe ours BY FAR takes the cake… but I’ll let you be the judge of that:
As her father I know I’m biased but… c’mon… wasn’t that awesome!? My kid needs this. She will absolutely go bonkers if she’s able to meet Barney. Hell… I might just grease my pants a little!
Anyway, once you click the link, scroll down and click on the “Barney ‘I Love You’ Singing Contest”, then you should be able to scroll down to DLG’s video (it’s the far right video of the entries listed under my name chriskoenig4324) and click “vote for me”. You’ll have to register in order to vote but it’ll only take a few minutes. So, click here (or here, or here, or here) and vote for her (there’s only four entries so I can practically TASTE victory)!
When we win… I promise I’ll get great pictures of DLG meeting Barney and of me sticking a wooden stake through his pansy, purple dinosaur heart.