I’ve made it no secret to everyone that reads my blog that I love boobs. No God-fearing, heterosexual man with two working eyeballs and fully functional reproductive organs would disagree with me. That is… unless they claim to be more a fan of the derriere, which I happen to be a big fan of too… but it is simply not in the same league as it’s two cousins from the north.
On the list of my favorite things, following shortly after boobs, is my favorite dessert from a restaurant called “BJ’s Restaurant and Brewery” (I’ve included the link for you in case you decided to search “BJ’s” on Google… you probably won’t find the restaurant). There are no desserts in the Universe that are so simple yet bring you so close to ultimate orgasmic fulfillment as this ice cream/cookie treat. May I present “The Pizookie“:
Ooh… Oooooooooh… OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I need a cigarette.
Those two lone items have remained on the “objects of my affection” list for years and only until just recently has a third item joined the club.
It was last weekend when we were out of town attending my eldest nieces wedding. Bunny and I were at a party hosted by the newly married couple when the mother of the bride (my sister) walked into the house carrying a zebra print “Snuggie” and my eyes became saucer-like. I haven’t been a stranger to the sudden Snuggie phenomenon… I knew quite well what they were (blankets with sleeves) but I’d never had an opportunity to “wear” one. Now that my sister was standing in the doorway with a Snuggie the opportunity was there… and I took full advantage of it:
I’m positive Heaven is where Snuggies came from.
As I sat there on my new newphew-in-law’s video game rocker, the Snuggie melded with my DNA and began interlocking with the video game rocker on a molecular level. I was slowly becoming the video game rocker itself! Granted, a video game rocker with a head… but a video game rocker nonetheless.
It was the most comfortable I’d been since I discovered what it was like to not wear underpants.
In that order.
What’s your order?