Since February is the month in which Valentines Day is contained I figured I’d dedicate each week during the month to something that I love. So the upcoming schedule for the month of February is as follows:
February 1st – 7th: Any post added during this time will be about DLG
February 8th – 14th: Any post added during this time will be about Bunny
February 15th – 21st: Any post added during this time will be about baseball
February 22nd – 28th: Any post added during this time will be about boobs ( . )( . )
Now I won’t be posting every day… just any post during those blocks of time will be about that weeks “person/thing that I love”.
NEWSFLASH: I finally figured out a way to get Kim Kardashian to follow me on Twitter. It seems some genius came up with an idea to raise money for charity by getting certain celebrities to auction their Twitter follows, retweets and such on eBay. For those of you unfamiliar with Twitter… what I mean is that I could bid against several other hopeless stalkers like myself JUST to get Kim Kardashian to follow me and my spectacular tweets!! For a moment, I thought that I might be the only one who knew about this auction and be able to get Kim to follow me on the cheap!!! $50 AT THE MOST… I was sure. Unfortunately JUST to get her to follow me I would have to pay (at this point) more than $177… and there’s still almost a week left to go.
This guy probably has money to blow…
Dammit. I ain’t payin’ that much.
I guess unless I have an anonymous donor to the “Get Kim Kardashian To Follow Papa K On Twitter” fund then I’ll have to just try to get her to follow me the old-fashioned way: bugging her incessantly. That’s how I got Jenny McCarthy to follow me.
I can’t wait to see this movie:
Wait… crap… I mean this movie:
Or this movie:
Anyone else looking forward to Super Bowl commercials! At no other time during the year am I more focused on the advertising than the actual programming.
I have my reasons for not liking football…
If you wanna have a laugh check out Oddee.com’s “10 Most Controversial Super Bowl Ads“… guaranteed for a chuckle or two.