What Are Your Unspoken Rules?

Believe it or not, I’m looking forward to March 1st so I can start talking about whatever I want to talk about again.  This February challenge I put upon myself (to set aside each week during the month to blog about someone/something I love) is wearing on me!  I appointed this week (February 2/22 – 2/28) to talk about boobs and it’s quite difficult to write about them without sounding too much like a total Neanderthal or erotic novelist.

But I’m doing my best.  Only a couple of days to go…


While upping my tweets yesterday, I happened upon a new “celebrity” I wanted to follow.  That “person” would be Quagmire from the delightfully obnoxious show Family Guy.

Giggity giggity goooo!!

His most recent tweet said this, “Girls complain when guys stare at their (boobs) when they talk, but If our (wiener)-was on our chest I bet they’d do the same thing.”

Hmmmmm… that would be exponentially more weird but I think it’s pretty true.

It would also be exponentially more disgusting than this point of view

Some time ago, I established some rules for what I believe to be the acceptable amount of time every straight, red-blooded, married or single male should be allowed to glance at a woman.  Let me be clear:  I do not think that all men should ogle at girls and claim its the evolutionary nature of men because that’s a total cop-out.  What makes a man is acknowledging beauty when he sees it and treating it with respect.  I know I make a lot of noise about how much I love boobs on my blog (because I do) but I also value and respect the relationship with my wife.  I wouldn’t say or do anything to disrespect her.  I’ve been there and done that once and I’ll never do it again.

So with that being said, what do you think is acceptable?  It’s hard for me to accept that NO MAN should ever look at cleavage other than their wife or girlfriends.  It’s quite unavoidable sometimes and should be treated with some kind of rules. 

I’ve given you mine… what are yours?


3 responses to “What Are Your Unspoken Rules?

  1. I could off on a tangent here and talk about sunglasses, etc. There is a fine line, a very fine line, between ogling and appreciation. I think most dudes know when they have lets their eyes stay in one place too long.

    My rule, if I feel uncomfortable then it’s time to look elsewhere.

  2. This is a sticky wicket. 1. I’m a boob guy. 2. I have strange eyes, (one is smaller than the other) and it looks like I’m staring when I’m really just trying to focus. 3. My glasses are Mr. McGooish in thickness. 4. Even when I’m not looking or staring or ogling, it looks like I am…5. I get slapped a lot!


  3. well I have to say that the sportsman and I equally acknowledge a good looking woman or man. and talk about it as a couple.
    i look at as many woman as he does.

    Admiring the sheer beauty, and well since I lost all this weight I have no boobs.
    but thats just us.

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