The internet is like… big and stuff. A lot of people use it. A lot of them use search engines (Google, Bing, AskJeeves, etc.) to help them find what they’re looking for. What follows are search engine terms that people have used to find my blog (quite mistakenly I assume… or I hope) for the last month or so.
So I present them to you for your entertainment (search engine terms in bold).
do guys go to hooters just to see women
I can tell a woman searched this…
the uninvited lips
“Were those lips on the list? I didn’t think so. Get ’em outta here!”
best birthday present for horny man
Hmmmmmmmmmmm… is that a rhetorical question?
yorkshire terrier sandwich
$5 footlong at Subway now I think
baby i hate you i wanna stab you in the nuts
Ooh. Well… I guess whoever you are you can at least take solace in knowing she still is calling you “baby”
what is my real name? no more than name. where is my real face? i have no face anymore
Uh… sounds like you’ve got some serious questions that Google ain’t gonna be able to answer for you
ugly blonde giants
I laughed at this initially… then I realized they happened upon MY blog while searching for ugly blonde giants. Am I an ugly blonde giant?
farting at badminton
In case you didn’t know it takes extreme talent and concentration to be able to do both of these at the same time
jillian michaels tongue punch fart box
I don’t watch The Biggest Loser but I’m pretty sure I still wouldn’t know what a “tongue punch fart box” is even if I did
knitting pattern for penis
Hey… “it” gets cold too
why do my testicles move
By themselves? That’s a little frightening…
my wife is making me get boobs
I can’t say I haven’t considered getting a pair myself…
how to be hilarious
If you have to ask Google how to then you’ve probably got no chance…
And perhaps my all-time favorite search engine term that people used to find my blog:
you’re the most handsome man in the world
Believe it or not, NINE people found my blog by searching this phrase… kinda makes up for the “ugly blonde giant” from earlier!
If you’re the proud owner of a blog… what are some of the funnier words or phrases have been used to find it?