Category Archives: Five Questions

When I have nothing else to write about… I’m gonna ask you five questions. You better answer them.

Five Questions

So I answered all of your questions… now it’s time for you to answer some of mine:

1.  What’s your favorite beer/alcoholic beverage?

Boulevard Wheat… my elixir of choice

2.  Can you come up with a caption for this picture?

3.  What’s your favorite physical attribute on the member of the opposite sex?

Love me a good set of Achilles tendons… oh, and boobs.

4.  What’s your religious orientation?  Are you Christian?  Agnostic?  Atheist?  Other?

5.  Do you know what “Delurker Day” is?  I’m a little late for it.  Apparently it was about seven months ago.  

Delurker Day is the one day in the year where readers are expected to comment, to “delurk” (the opposite of “lurk”, the term used to describe the act of reading without commenting) themselves.  Delurker Day is rad because it (hopefully) gives me a huge number of comments a better idea of just who is out there reading.  So if you’re reading and have never commented… today is your day.  You don’t have to say much.  Even if you just wanna say “Whut Up”… you can do it in a comment.  Hell… even if you’ve made a comment before… make one again to help me sleep better tonight.


Five Questions

Day twenty-four of 30 posts in 30 days


1. After I’m done with 30 posts in 30 days, what challenge should I give myself next?

2. Does this make you laugh?

3. Have you checked out my first post over at Hot Dads?

4. Can you say “toyboat” three times real fast without messing up?  It’s not possible and most importantly… IT’S REALLY FUN!! AAAAAHAHAHAHA.

5. For your summer bikini wax, what shape are you going to get? I’m going to get a heart.

Hmmm… I can’t wait to rip the hair from my crotch in a quick, violent manner


No link for you and sorry this post is so lame.  I’m just trying to catch up on my 30 posts in 30 days… another post coming in the next couple hours!

Five Questions

Day nine of 30 posts in 30 days (if you’re counting… I’m a little behind my goal of 30 posts a day for the month of June… don’t panic because I’m not).


1.  So… I guess the World Cup is happening soon or something?!  I don’t know because watching soccer makes me wanna jam my pants.  Apparantly, worldwide it’s the most watched sport!  Who knew?  All they’re doing is just running back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth with the occasional kick to the testicles:

Or soccer ball to your face that is now in desperate need for some reconstructive surgery:

So… do you like soccer and will you be watching the World Cup?

2.  Are you going to buy or rent this movie when it’s released on DVD (and Blu-Ray if you’re a rich mo-fo)?

You should do one or the other… because it’s pretty good.  Read my review of it here.

3.  Which of these three things do you think are real?

A. The Moon Landing

B.  This dudes biceps

C.  Bigfoot

4.  Which record would you rather break:

Usain Bolts speed record…


… or Joey Chesnuts record of 68 hot dogs in 12 minutes!

5.  What’s one thing you’re oddly afraid of?

I hate mother freakin’ junebugs.  Gross.


Okay… how about a quick linkosaurous as part of my “other bloggers I follow” promise I’m doing for this month.

Wanna know how a single mommy makes it?  Check out BillieSueLou.  She’s a family friend actually and a very good writer.  She’s also one of the few who participated in my Fanroll (wanna know how to get in my fanroll?  Click right here right now!)

BillieSueLou used to operate a different blog site but has now switched over to WordPress as her blogging operating system.  Us bloggers can never have enough readers or comments so pop on over there and comment her up

Or click on this photo to take you there:



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I’m pretty sure that BillieSueLou would want me to let you know that this picture is not of her… but rather just a file photo of a single mother with high rise pants.

Five Questions I Have At 12:45 In The Morning

1.  What does this mean?

2.  The next top 20 hit?

3. Why would you get a family photo like this?

4. The next time Bunny gets pregnant… do you think we should get a photo like this?

5.  Can you add a caption to this?  Cuz I can’t…

Ahhhhhhh… I feel better.

More awesome “Awkward Family Photos” here on this differently colored text.

A Few Things… Then Five Questions…

So… I wanted to remind everyone about sending me their pictures of themselves holding a sign professing their undying love for Hands To War.  It’s never too late… and you’ll get a little free advertising for it too (if you want).

Also, I was contacted about a week ago to start writing movie reviews for this website.  Perhaps I’m more famoust then I thought… or just more gullible!  Anyway, I’ve submitted my first review… so check it out if you get a chance!  But then again… if you’re a regular reader of my blog then you’ve probably already read it.


NOW…. Five questions…

1.  Who’s your celebrity crush

Do I even have to tell you again… 

2.  If boogers tasted like ice creame and/or cake… would you eat them?

In all honesty… they don’t have to taste like ice creame or cake for them to be DELICIOUS!!

3.  If I grew my hair until it was long enough to put in a pony tail would you still read my blog?


I imagine myself looking like this…

While Bunny imagines me looking like this…

4.  Have you ever had that dream where you go to school and you’ve forgotten to wear anything at all!  Yep… I’ve had it too.  What about forgetting your locker combination?  Yep… I still have that one.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. I’m naked and forgot my locker combination!

5.  If you saw this:

Would you think you were watching a children’s show or would your life be flashing before your eyes because you were about to get eaten by a red, giant, wart-infested Cyclops?

Five (Good) Questions

1. What’s your New Years Resolution?  Watch for an upcoming post on mine.

Are you going to stop

Maybe you want to  more!

Maybe you want to stop being a !

Maybe you want to learn how to ?

2.  So I’ve been reading my “how to get rich and famous by blogging” book and it keeps pushing the issue that I need a “theme”, i.e. baseball, parenting, celebrity gossip, blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda.  Since all of you are my disciples… tell me if I should stick to my “random thoughts” or should I start focusing on one particular thing to write about?  Preferably something I write that you find I’m particularly good at expressing or that you find helpful to you… or that makes you wanna poop yourself because you’re laughing so hard.

3.  Do you want to read a very informative and highly educational post I wrote about farting?  The more people who say “yes” will see it published in an upcoming post. 


If there’s more “no’s” then I’ll go ahead and post something about how I used to have this strange swollen tick-like looking bulge in my bellybutton that I eventually had to get removed because I knew I would never be able to get married with it.

4.  Would you rather see “Avatar” or “Sherlock Holmes”?  Whichever one gets the most votes… I will go see and write a movie review for you… because I know you care what I think.


Who will get my $8?

5.  What was your most fulfilling Christmas present this year?  Be worldly.  As I mentioned earlier… mine was this:

The more people who answer the questions… the more fun this will be people…

Five Questions

1.  What’s the number one thing you hope Santa brings you this year?

Since I already got everything I wanted for my birthday… I wouldn’t mind seeing this movie again for Christmas!  Also… this:

2.  What’s more disturbing?

Fat guy in a Mini Cooper


 Just Tara Reid in general?

3.  What question would you like to ask me?  Anything goes!  You could ask me about my favorite soft drink or you could ask me about my favorite fast food place or you could ask me about the growth I once had in my bellybutton that looked like a swollen tick!

4.  If you were abducted by aliens and they gave you a choice of one memory you did not want erased… what would you say?

A truly inopportune time to be abducted for sure…

5.  Fill in the blanks: “Once upon a time there was a girl named ____________.  She had huge ___________ and a _________ like _________.  One day when she was _________, she met a boy named ________.   She was very _______.  Then they __________ and lived happily every after.  THE END. (get your head out of the gutter)

A shot of Bunny and I taken in the year 2078.  I’m still horny for her.

Five Questions

1. What do you like about my blog?

You like the random nature of what I talk about?  You think I talk about Daddy’s Little Girl just enough?  You think I talk about my wife just enough?  You think I’ve got it all figured out? 

2.  What do you not like about my blog and/or what can I improve on?

You don’t like the random nature of what I talk about?  I could talk about Daddy’s Little Girl more?  I could talk about my wife more?  I could be funnier?  I could be more serious?  I could add some flashier stuff on my web page?  Anything goes here people…

3.  Can you write a caption for this picture?

4.  Who has time to do Soduku?


5.  Kim Kardashian vs. Megan Fox in a cage fight to the death… who wins?  Whoever wins will subsequently be ranked #1 on Papa K’s “Hottest Woman Other Than My Wife” list.


My money’s on Megan…

Five Questions

1.  Do you think farts are funny?

You all know the answer is “yes”.

2.  What’s a good new TV show I should start watching?

… since Rock Of Love isn’t on anymore.

3.  What’s something I should write about next week?

If no one can think of anything I’m going to write about this.

4.  Which should I learn to do first: break dance or kung fu fighting?

I mean… they’re both so similar…

5.  Short hair or long hair on me?

Also notice the blonde and dark contrast of Bunny’s hair… she hates that it looks so good dark!!