Alright people… if you haven’t guessed already… I want you to ask me a question. I’ve seen a couple other (more successful) blogs do this so I wanna try it too dammit. It’s either going to be a raving success and I’ll be very pleased… or I’m going to be extremely dissapointed because I’ll come to find out that most of the traffic I get is from SPAMMERS or people searching for interesting key word searches like, “never sneeze and fart at the same time” or “my mother ass in bathroom” (yes… those are real word searches people did to “find” my blog).
Here are the rules:
1. There aren’t really any rules.
2. Okay… maybe there’s one or two rules.
3. Either leave me a comment on this post (click either “comments” or “leave a comment” at the top of the post) or send me an email at papak4324@live.com.
4. ANYTHING GOES… except questions about politics because it bores me.
5. Make the questions good. Don’t ask me, “Hey! Papa K… why’s the sky blue?” or “Why are we here?” because I ain’t effing know! Save those questions for Stephen Hawking and David Hasselhoff. Ask real deep, thought-provoking questions like, “Why do you like boobs so much?” or “Have you ever peed your pants?” or “Would you rather eat a sundried tomato or a turkey gizzard?” (ANSWERS: Because they’re awesome. Yes. Sundried Tomato)
6. I will respond to your questions in a future post (in about a week) and give you Earth-shattering answers bound to loosen your screws a little bit.
7. I’m only going to post your questions IF I GET UP TO AT LEAST ONE QUESTION FROM 10 DIFFERENT PEOPLE! So all you lurkers out there who’ve never made a comment… you time has come.
8. That’s all the rules.
9. As official rule maker I have the ability to change these rules at will, without notice and without parental consent.
10. Okay… there was one more rule there… sorry.
Okay. So. Let’s go. Ready…. go. Alright. Now it’s time. Let’s do this. I’m ready. Just waiting on you…
Who Is Papa K? 
How do you know I have screws?
I’m a little pissed there’s no politics, but I suppose I can deal. Okay. The best questions you’ll ever be asked in your life are right here.
1. Of the following three people, you have to marry one, kill one, and sleep with one. Who gets what? Whoopi Goldberg, Richard Simmons, Bea Arthur.
2. What is the first thing you noticed about your wife the first time you met her?
3. You know what makes me want to eat nails and spit them at nuns? When I get sucked into “texting”, which I hate, and I end the conversation with something that requires no response and the other person sends back, “K”. That’s really more of an observation than a question.
4. Fun fact; I can balance just about anything on my boobs. I’ve even vlogged it for the world to see, and I will tell you, those were some pretty high traffic days over at MSWG. What, if any, special and surprising bodily talent do you have?
5. What do you find most irresistible about me? My stunning good looks? My razor sharp wit? My brilliant political analysis (it’s not boring when I do it)? Or all of the above?
6. If you could be any kind of tree in the forest, what kind of tree would you be?
7. Sapete cosa dice questo?
8. What, if any, sports did you play in high school/college?
9. I hate ice cream. Really, really hate it. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being totally normal and 10 being crazier than a shit house rat, how psycho is it that I hate ice cream?
10. I would rather climb into bed with ten angry cobras than come within twenty feet of a single grasshopper. What is your most irrational fear?
See? There’s ten. And they’re amazeballs. So now, regardless of how many comments you get, you have to do your answer post. Neener neener.
You know… it was actually your blog that I got the idea to do these questions! Love the questions. Look forward to answering them!
Yay! That’s awesome. Can’t wait to see your answers. 😉
#1. Do you believe that a talking snake convinced a woman to get her husband to eat an apple and because of that we all became shitheads for eternity?
#2. Because of question one why do you think a really nice guy decided to get nailed to a cross and die and comeback to life to forgive you for the shit that the apple guy caused?
I know, I know. Tough questions.
Yeah dude… deep. Really deep. But I will answer them.
Thanks, I would have expected no less considering the name of your blog.
what’s the most positive thing you’ve gotten out of blogging?
What’s the most negative thing you’ve gotten out of blogging?
Do you write your posts ahead of time?
Great questions Tony. I will answer them my friend.
Let’s see:
1. What do you think of the “Twilight Freak”, really? (Cause I about cracked up on one of your older posts when you called him that.)
2. If you and Bunny had another baby, would you (collectively, you and Bunny, not just YOU) seek out alternative health care to avoid a repeat cesarian?? (i.e. midwife, family practice doctor, etc.) Would you consider a home birth? Do you think home birthers are nuts?
3. What’s up with the naked chick tattoos (or “partially dressed” chicks might be more appropriate)?
4. Did you convert to Catholicism, or were you raised in a Catholic family? Is your entire family of origin Catholic? Have your brothers/sisters/parents remained Catholics?
5. How do you feel about the Catholic devotion to Mary? What do you say when confronted by Portestants who are all like, “You worship Mary! Heretic!”, when in fact, we don’t?
6. Does potty training suck? What’s your take on it?
7. Now that you have a child: What do you think of the public school system and would you expose your child to what’s in it? (Think “comprehensive sex education starting in elementary school.)
8. Cloth diapers: Crazy or convenient?
9. Loud toys: Only for Grandma’s house or Bring ’em on?
10. Circumcision: Would you cut your boy (if you ever have one)? Leave him as God made him? Why or why not? (I highly recommend searching for a video of an infant circumcision on youtube and watching it before you formulate an answer. Of course that may predispose you to a big, fat, “NO”. My appologies.)
That seems like enough contoversial and equally unimportant questions for now.
Have fun.
(Oh, and I do like the TitforTat questions. They are worded rather creatively.)
Looking forward to answering these. I wasn’t planning on having two people as TEN questions apiece! Going to be a long post!
oh, oh, oh, one more question – and it’s a selfish question
aside from posting more, I’m getting back into the grove, what do you think I can do to improve my blog?
Yeah. Once I got going it was hard to stop. 😛
OK! OK! I’ve got some questions, Christopher Koenig!
1. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you while skinning a bear?
2. Growing up, Jenni liked the to watch the trials and tribulations of those art school kids on Fame, while I prefered the tropical hijinks of Magnum P.I. Despite the fact that television is supposed to influence young minds, she has not grown up to be a world-class performing artist, and I am not a mustachioed private investigator with a squeaky voice and a teeny-tiny car and teeny-tiny shorts. That’s weird. I mean, isn’t that weird? (question form)
3. Remember that time that bee flew in the car window and stung you on the lip? Yes or no?
I’m anxiously awaiting your reply, but not really.
Ok, let me see if I can come up with a few questions….
1. What is the nastiest thing you’ve ever eaten?
2. If you turned into a girl with really small boobs, and you couldn’t get a boob job for some crazy medical reason, what other female experiences would you want to try? (other than playing with your boobs all day)
3. If you had to kill someone, absolutely HAD to, what method would you choose?
4. Are you ever going to move away from Okla-friggin-homa?
5. Think of your most embarrassing moment from your childhood. Was anyone else responsible for said moment? If you could exact revenge for said moment – if it was someone else’s fault – what form would that revenge take?
6. What is your biggest regret in life? (I know we’re supposed to not have any regrets because they help us grow, blah blah blah, but we all do, so spill it).
7. If you could go back in time to relive one moment – not change it, just relive it, what would that moment be?
I think I’ll stick with just those questions. Lucky number 7. Have fun!! 😀
I’m going to think long and hard (no pun intended) about #2
if you had to take the funniest thing that ever happened to you and turn it into a porn, what would you call it?
Thought of one more:
Is there a tattoo that you regret getting? (I have just one I wish I could get rid of.)
Would you cover it up if you could? Remove it? Which one is it and why?
Or maybe, you love all of them. 🙂
Oooh… def a couple. But one I really hate. Good question.
Have you ever given to charity? And claimed it was a bigger donation than it really was when you told your friends? 😉
I’ll tell you what you want to know in my follow up post regarding this stuff… in about a week. Thanks for the question!
Chris aka Papa K
Will the Rangers GO to the World series this October?
Respectfully yours,
Roger
That’s an easy one… and I will answer it in an upcoming post in response to all these questions.
You are going to be one busy Papa K answering all these questions. And btw, you know what the best thing about this particular post is? The poster. Now THAT is funny.(I’m surprised no one else commented on it. Too busy thinking up questions I guess). You will notice that I didn’t ask any. Aren’t you glad? (oops, sorry)
Okay I was going to ask if you could make one video of you dancing what would he be to… but you already did that with your post to your wife and your video blog.
Okay… if you could be famous for one thing and one thing only… what would it be for?
If you were stranded on an island and had the internet for 30 seconds… what blog would you visit because that is all it would allow you to do is read one blog? (that might be the gayest question ever)
How much money did you pay your wife to marry you and procreate? hehehe
ummm that’s it for now.
Wow. Harsh! But I will answer you.
have u ever regretted something u’v done? what was it? why do you regret it? what was the size ofyour largest booger? have ever timed your farts to see how long they were and what was the longest?
Nice Mandal. Sad thing is… I probably have answers for most of these questions.